[Names have been withheld here to protect the innocent LOL]
Lesson #1: When you are not a native of Dallas, and you decide to take the DART back to your hotel at night, it is best to check with the conductor to find out where exactly your train is going.
Lesson #2: When you ignore lesson number one and you (along with other confused passengers) embark upon your second train ride, singing songs like "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" will add a lively jovial note to your adventure-gone-astray. Pardon me boys...
Lesson #3: It works well and gains lots of attention from other weary passengers, who are also in need of a good chuckle, to keep up said music and merriment on the third train.
Lesson #4: Forty minutes later when you have arrived six blocks from your original starting point, you may decide, without question, that this is the most fun you'll have ever have for a buck!
To the best train riding mayhem buds in the business- these DART memories are for you!
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